This showed up in my Myspace messages last month! I just discovered it. I hope he's not still waiting for my lovely responds!
(I've highlighted favorite passages in red)
am Micheal Williams by name.. I am from williamsport,Pa,(Usa).. I am 48 years of age...How was your day been today?.Its really nice looking at your profile..I saw your profile on here and i was really hooked up and would love to get to know you ......I am an Engineering,Well for now i working in Nigeria,This my second Month here,I came to fixed an electronics machines for a new company enstablished here,i have few day to be thru here,well i have been single for 5yrs and got 1 kid he live with me Full time.
You sound like a very nice woman...Are you single?..Are you looking to meet?...Where are you right now?....Your favourite activities?...May be i am asking too much but the fact is that i would really love to know more about you..I am divorced man with a 7 years of age son..He s jeff by name..I have been divorced for 5 years now...a cruel word may wreck a life.....I am a man with values and Principle's. I very much care, love, gentle and sweet. I estimate value of loyalty and honesty, and I was increase with good values of family. I have good scence of humour. I love dogs. I have the big love and fidelity in my heart to give fine to the woman which wants to, I am a man without the complications formed, cultural, and I believe, that sincerity and honesty - one of my biggest qualities. ....I - not that naive expectation my soul mate to come across on this structure, lose his head and any common sense, and have " happily ever after " with me.... However I - a little from romantic, both sometimes the dreamer, and certainly the woman (hence any common sense in genera)....So here I, lowering my toes in similar to timid waters of the Internet dating. For the last 5 years I was through a pain, the chosen loneliness and it is a little dates without the future. I have arrived to essence, that I very much want a steady life of love again. I like to have steady, loving warm attitudes where you can trust the person with your most expensive secrets. It is impossible to describe here ideal attitudes.. .... It morning time we can take cofees together before work, occasional the reference by phone within day to make sure, that you - it is good, evening suppers before TV, long excursions when you do not speak very much with each other, but silently agree, that the world - a beautiful place... Warm embrace and a passionate kiss, sensitive contact, a sight.... Dispute on anything or the big struggle on the big problems.... The same directions on long trip of a life and mutual understanding, that sometimes it not necessary to take detour... The Promise, that everyone will stand in the party(side) for ever. Tolerance. Kindness. Decency. Love I am one of those good guy, which are given birth to have family, and I pass affinity and affinity, which love brings. Only..., it would be good to have the captain! If you think, that you have heart of a sea lion and not afraid of the avaricious concealed feelings, Why cant you try and give me a chance and let see what will happened...I never thought about this internet dating before but i had to give my self a chance again...being lonely is not a good thing....I would really love to hear from you...meeting you will be nice...But we have to start from somewhere first and that s communication...I will be here waiting patiently for your lovely responds...Take care and enjoy this world......Here s my personal email address,,,...email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org ....Hope to hear from you soon...
I might as well have turned the whole thing red.
Oh Michael...if only I had the heart of sea lions...
Birthdays omitted from yesterday 18 March (because any post would have killed the point): F.W. "end apartheid" deKlerk (72); Peter "This tape will self destruct" Graves (82); Edward Everett "Fractured Fairy Tales" Horton (122); Grover Cleveland (171)
and for March 19th: Bruce Willis (52); Glenn Close (60); Wyatt Earp (159)