With no computer (of my own) to distract me, I've been forced to resort to such unconventional activities as visiting with friends, watching netflix and even occasionally going out of doors.
The weather's been freakishly warm, effectively melting all of the beautiful snow; leaving behind a sooty, pebbly mess of nasty springlike debris - but hey, at least the sun is shining! The wind was notably insane yesterday however, and one gust nearly blew me off my feet.
In an attempt to continue to occasionally post things of interest, I've been keeping a little notebook handy, to jot down the silliness that I can no longer run right to the computer to post.
Here are some excerpts from the last few days:
While watching Jesus Camp (quite possibly the scariest movie EVER), in one scene a little girl is earnestly expressing her dream of opening a Nail Salon when she grows up because, "it would be a relaxing environment where I could share about The Lord."
My Daughter: "She could call it Jesus Nails"
Me: "No! Nails for Jesus!"
later that day....
Our friend Brandon continued on the ever popular religious debate and shared a vague theory about how he thinks God feeds off of our destruction similar to the way yeast gorges on sugar and then dies from the alcohol it creates (or the heat, whichever comes first).
Me: "So you think human beings are the leven in the dough of God?"
Finally, I haven't yet introduced my game of inventing great band names. The other day I came up with Jeebus and Jelly (after a particularly sacriligious conversation at the diner where my daughter works), and last night Brandon said he saw a sign in Montreal with the name Couchtard (not sure if there's an e in there somewhere).
I'm going to officially start a band naming chapter of PYtB beginning with this post. It's fun! Try it!
Meanwhile, I'm goin to hell. Who's comin with me?
XXKHT
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