After tripping over this thing for the past two months, whilst looking everywhere for the right pieces to spell out my message, the thing is finally hung. At great peril no less. With a rickety borrowed ladder and a dying borrowed drill, I stuck it up on the side of Upstairs Antiques on Flynn Ave just in time.
It actually looks better hung in it's spot than it did on my floor (thank goodness).
Viva la gettin' it done!