This showed up in my Myspace messages last month! I just discovered it. I hope he's not still waiting for my lovely responds!
(I've highlighted favorite passages in red)
am Micheal Williams by name.. I am from williamsport,Pa,(Usa).. I am 48
years of age...How was your day been today?.Its really nice looking at
your profile..I saw your profile on here and i was really hooked up and
would love to get to know you ......I am an Engineering,Well for now i
working in Nigeria,This my second Month here,I came to fixed an
electronics machines for a new company enstablished here,i have few day
to be thru here,well i have been single for 5yrs and got 1 kid he live
with me Full time.
sound like a very nice woman...Are you single?..Are you looking to
meet?...Where are you right now?....Your favourite activities?...May be
i am asking too much but the fact is that i would really love to know
more about you..I am divorced man with a 7 years of age son..He s jeff
by name..I have been divorced for 5 years now...a cruel word may wreck
a life.....I am a man with values and Principle's. I very much care,
love, gentle and sweet. I estimate value of loyalty and honesty, and I
was increase with good values of family. I have good scence of humour.I love dogs. I have the big love and fidelity in my heart to give fine
to the woman which wants to, I am a man without the complications
formed, cultural, and I believe, that sincerity and honesty - one of my
biggest qualities. ....I - not that naive expectation my soul mate to
come across on this structure, lose his head and any common sense, and
have " happily ever after " with me.... However I - a little from
romantic, both sometimes the dreamer, and certainly the woman (hence
any common sense in genera)....So here I, lowering my toes in similar
to timid waters of the Internet dating. For the last 5 years I was
through a pain, the chosen loneliness and it is a little dates without
the future. I have arrived to essence, that I very much want a steady
life of love again. I like to have steady, loving warm attitudes where
you can trust the person with your most expensive secrets. It is
impossible to describe here ideal attitudes.. .... It morning time we
can take cofees together before work, occasional the reference by phone
within day to make sure, that you - it is good, evening suppers before
TV, long excursions when you do not speak very much with each other,
but silently agree, that the world - a beautiful place... Warm embrace
and a passionate kiss, sensitive contact, a sight.... Dispute on
anything or the big struggle on the big problems.... The same
directions on long trip of a life and mutual understanding, that
sometimes it not necessary to take detour... The Promise, that everyone
will stand in the party(side) for ever. Tolerance. Kindness. Decency.
Love I am one of those good guy, which are given birth to have family,
and I pass affinity and affinity, which love brings. Only..., it would
be good to have the captain! If you think, that you have heart of a sea
lion and not afraid of the avaricious concealed feelings, Why cant you
try and give me a chance and let see what will happened...I never
thought about this internet dating before but i had to give my self a
chance again...being lonely is not a good thing....I would really love
to hear from you...meeting you will be nice...But we have to start from
somewhere first and that s communication...I will be here waiting
patiently for your lovely responds...Take care and enjoy this
world......Here s my personal email
address,,,...firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com
....Hope to hear from you soon...
I might as well have turned the whole thing red. Oh Michael...if only I had the heart of sea lions... XXKHT
Birthdays omitted from yesterday 18 March (because any post would have killed the point): F.W. "end apartheid" deKlerk (72); Peter "This tape will self destruct" Graves (82); Edward Everett "Fractured Fairy Tales" Horton (122); Grover Cleveland (171)
and for March 19th: Bruce Willis (52); Glenn Close (60); Wyatt Earp (159)
My partner attended Goddard College last fall when the following video was recorded at a social. It's a particularly funny segment of a discussion about most embarrassing moments. You can hear my partner distinctly in the background, saying things like "OOooh Shit! (how apropos) and laughing the loudest (go figure).
His best pal at school is the film maker, Darren Blondin. Darren is studying audio engineering, hence the recording device. He finished the film during the few days left of the week long residency and presented it as his class project (we think). I love the subtleties he worked in in spite of the simple weeble-like graphics. Notice the main character has red pants to the others blue, and that there's one black egg.
Goddard is an amazing school. Everyone I've met who has been associated with it, raves about it. Sure sounds like fun.
After several embarrassingly sticky experiences in forgetfulness, I'd all but given up carrying bananas in my backpack.
Problem solved! Cultured Containers inventor Paul Stremple - a former pornographer Gucci architect - has invented the thing all fruit lovers will love to discover in their pants stockings this holiday season:
As you can see, it's a hard shell condom for your banana; designed for her pleasure to protect the other contents of your bag from the inevitable banana spooge which occurs as it explodes on contact with anything else in the bag, i.e. your book, reading glasses, mp3 player and of course the bottom of your bag.
And it comes in colors like a rainbow.
Another million dollar idea slips through my fingers...
I received this in my email today - I read it because it said it was regarding my online photo galleries, and sometimes people legitimately want to buy my work through there even though it's not posted as for sale...
Many friends including camerists and beautiful models are here for communication. And will still a lot of activitise underline. Absolutely, we are trying speak in English entirely. Every new comer is welcome.
You can show your works then collect many comments to improve, or you still can help others. First of all ,you will get a lot of friendship, we can sure that will happened for fair.
Anyway , it is still a short way to know sth about China more.